Carlin. Mauro. Marx.   Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own.…

H.L. Mencken. Abraham Lincoln. Groucho Marx.   The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series…