Monday Ménage

George Carlin. Robert Elliott Gonzales. Hunter S. Thompson.

Now, there’s one thing you might have noticed I don’t complain about: politicians. Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don’t fall out of the sky. They don’t pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It’s what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. George Carlin.

Once upon a time there was a politician who made an especially conspicuous ass of himself and didn’t say the newspapers misquoted him. Robert Elliott Gonzales.

 

Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is. They are addicts, and they are guilty and they do lie and cheat and steal — like all junkies. Hunter S. Thompson.