Carlin. Mauro. Marx.

Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you.They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no daycare, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. George Carlin.

People are selfish by nature and motivated by self-interests, so if they want a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people they should rightfully ban all the people from government. Anthony P. Mauro, Sr.

The two most important words in the world are honesty and sincerity; if you can fake these you’ve got it made. In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx.