A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
Saint Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.’
‘Oh’, said the man. ‘Whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s’, replied Saint Peter. ‘The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’
‘Incredible’, said the man.. ‘And whose clock is that one?’
Saint Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?’ asked the man.
Saint Peter replied, ‘Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.’
