Far-right Republican Representative of Georgia, Marjorie Taylor Greene, went to jail in D.C., but, alas, she didn’t stay.

Though, insurrectionists-lovin’ Marge did come away with what seems like a big secret; a secret she desperately wants to keep to herself (and at the same time share with the whole world, because, as we all know, Marge has a need to be seen and heard).

Unfortunately and fortunately, Marge did tell one person and now many more of her fellow cult members know what’s got her in a flutter.

Brenda Lee    /    Sweet Nothin’s