Have I Got Some Tokens For You…
Trump has been bizarrely quiet the last few weeks, which is suspicious, given he’s supposedly running for president of the United States. But then yesterday he posted an image of himself in this Superman-style costume with laser eyes and the text: ‘America needs a superhero! I will be making a major announcement tomorrow [Thursday].’
But when Trump finally posted his major announcement, it turned out to be so much more pathetic than anyone could have possibly imagined. Seth Myers.
The Announcement
Bad Photoshop
If You Don’t Know Me By Now / Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes