Monday Ménage

Meg Greenfied. Claire Sargent. Caroline Baum.

If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide. Meg Greenfield

I think it’s about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we’ve been voting for boobs long enough. Claire Sargent

Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors. Caroline Baum